“anxiety isn’t a real disorder, you’re just shy”
When I try to make new friends.
i think the greatest part about this is that it doesn’t matter which chameleon you were referring to they’re both equally accurate
I have this irrational hate of when cartoons make up console names because 9 times out of 10 it’s some stupid parody name used to get around copyright
I don’t even know WHY it rubs me wrong, but even as a kid I was like “NO THAT’S WRONG STOP IT”
THIS IS THE ONE EXCEPTION BECAUSE HE /HAD/ A GAMESPHERE
IT WAS SPHERICAL
NO BUT SERIOUSLY THIS SCENE IS REALLY REVEALING THINK ABOUT EVERYTHING SQUIDWARD DOES IN THE SHOW THROUGH THE LENS OF SOMEONE SUFFERING FROM PTSD AND IT ALL MAKES SENSE
SQUIDWARD IS A WAR VETERAN
EVERYTHING I THOUGHT I KNEW WAS A LIE
Wasn’t this episode about Squidward accidently feeding a bomb to Spongebob and then proceeding to spend the entire day with him because he thinks Spongebob is going to explode and die at sunset
yes it was
I am saying that if this post gets 500,000+ notes, then I will walk across the Sydney Harbour Bridge in a goddamn penis suit.
And we’ve plateaued at about 300 notes. This is good news.
Not if I can help it.
Lawl remember this guys?
Bringing this back because it needs to happen.
Reblogging again because this still needs to happen.
I love the fact we’ve been complaining about Tumblr changes, but then they give us something that actually moves
and we’re like
JESUS FUCK THESE ARE THE BEST EVER
Compiled all of the boy and his duck pictures with their original sourcing in what I hope is chronological order.
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
THERE HE IS, WHAT A GEM AND LOOK AT THAT FUCKING DUCKLING AH I CAN’T
DUCK UPDATE: IT HAS IMPRINTED AND THINKS THIS BOY IS IT’S MOMMY. OMG
DUCK UPDATE: TODAY WE HAD A FIRE DRILL AND HE CARRIED THE DUCKY OUTSIDE WITH HIM AND CRADLED IT PROTECTIVELY AND MOTHERLY INSTINCTS ARE FUCKING ADORABLE
I know the duck boy and he and his duck are inseparable. An indestructible bond to say the least.
Actual Kids Story: A Boy and His Duck
Jehovah Witnesses don’t celebrate halloween
I guess they don’t appreciate random people coming up to their doors.
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