no cat. just because your owner is a celebrity doesn’t mean you can watch tv. you probably want to trip them all.
get out of there cat. i know a walrus who is looking for that.
get down from there cat. when did you learn to climb up walls?
get out of here cat. mom and dad need those back so we can have a private conversation.
get out of there cat. i’m sick of you using my expensive shampoo.
get out of there cat. i put that hood on my head. i do not want your fur in my hair. don’t be jealous of that fake fur cat. last time i tried to wear you as a scarf you scratched me. a lot.
take that off cat. you can’t go mountain climbing. you have no carabiners.
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